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💩 Hug, squeeze, and laugh with our Poop Plushies! 💩
Our poop plush toys are ultra-soft, hilarious, and perfect for gifts or snuggles. From poop emoji plushies to poop-shaped pillows, these cuddly companions bring endless fun. Browse our funny poop plush collection and grab yours today!
Step aside, unicorns and teddy bears — there’s a new cuddle king in town, and it smells... suspicious. Welcome to Poop Plushies — your one-stop shop for everything squishy, stinky, and side-splittingly hilarious.
We don’t sell boring. We don’t sell basic. We sell top-tier turd merch — from giant poop plushies to realistic fake poop, poop slippers, toilet plush toys, and even remote-controlled piles of poop that zoom across the room.
We’re here to help you embrace the brown, flaunt your love for the log, and fill your life with fun, filth, and fluff.
Because you’ve got excellent crap taste.
We create and curate the most outrageous, high-quality, giggle-inducing poop merch on the planet. Our poop plush toys are made from premium fabric, hand-stuffed with the fluffiest guts, and sewn together with a buttload of love.
✅ Hilarious gift ideas for all ages
✅ Quality materials & premium finishes
✅ Perfect for birthdays, white elephant parties, and toilet humor lovers
✅ Fast shipping, great customer service, and poop-tonnes of fun
Ready to meet the crew? Here’s the full lineup of Poop Plushies legends — plushies, gifts, and stink-tastic surprises. Click each name below to visit the product page (just add links where marked):
Cuddle up with the Giant Poop Emoji Plush Pillow
Go big or go home. This massive mound of fluff is the ultimate poop pillow — big, bold, brown, and begging to be spooned. It’s got that classic emoji swirl and a face so friendly, you’ll forget it’s meant to be a turd.
Meet The Prince of Poop – our royal purple poop plush
Regal, radiant, and ridiculously cute. He’s royal. He’s purple. He’s got a smug little smile and demands only the softest thrones to sit on. The perfect gift for the classiest poop lover in your life.
Brighten your dumps with the Rainbow Poop Emoji Plush
Taste the rainbow? No thanks — just hug it. This vibrant, multicolored poop plushie brings joy to any room and screams “I’m full of crap... but in a fabulous way.”
Live your pink potty fantasy with the Princess Pink Poop Emoji Pillow
For the pink-loving, sparkle-obsessed poop queen in your life. She’s royal, fluffy, and fierce. The perfect poop gift for birthdays, bachelorettes, or any pink-themed palace.
Meet your squishy bestie – Poopy the Smiling Poop Pillow
Poopy is your best brown buddy. Soft, snuggly, and ready for naps, laughs, and all the chaos life throws your way. A classic plush turd, ideal for kids and grown-up weirdos alike.
Flush all expectations with our Toilet Plushie
Yes. It’s a toilet. And yes, it’s a plush. This adorably weird stuffed toilet is oddly comforting and goes great next to any poop plush. It’s the yin to your turd yang.
Take the wheel of chaos with the Remote Control Poop Racer
Control your crap like never before. This remote-controlled poop zips, spins, and slides across the floor — a weaponized pile of chaos and the ultimate prank gift.
Gross them out with super realistic fake poop
Disgustingly lifelike. Perfect for pranks, parties, and traumatizing relatives. Our fake poop turd is squishy, stinky-looking, and ready to ruin someone’s day in the funniest way possible.
Spread joy (and giggles) with the Positive Poop Yarn Toy
A poop plush with affirmations? Hell yeah. This squishy little guy spreads love and laughter — ideal for stress relief, therapy rooms, or weirdos who just love motivational turds.
Throw on these ridiculous Poop Emoji Glasses
Brown is the new black. Slide on these poop-shaped shades and strut your stuff. Ideal for costume parties, photoshoots, or casual trips to the supermarket when you want everyone to know you give a crap.
Crown your dome with the Poop Emoji Plush Hat
Hats off — or should we say poops on. This soft, wearable pile of crap is warm, ridiculous, and perfect for festivals, fancy dress, or turning heads on the bus.
Carry a turd everywhere with our Poop Emoji Keychains
Clip a turd to your keys and never lose them again. These mini plush poop keychains are too cute to ignore and too funny to resist.
Treat your toes to the stinkiest style with Poop Emoji Socks
Slide your feet into something shitty — in the best way. Our poop emoji socks are cozy, comfy, and covered in everyone's favourite swirl.
Slide into squishy comfort with Poop Emoji Slippers
Waddle around the house like royalty... in a pair of squishy brown poop slippers. Perfect for keeping warm, getting laughs, and confusing house guests.
Spray and slay with the savage Poop Fart Spray Prank Toy
Spritz some stink and watch your enemies suffer. This fart spray from hell will clear rooms, ruin lives, and create unforgettable memories.
Stick some sass with our Poop Emoji Stickers
Laptop? Phone case? Water bottle? Decorate everything with these funny poop emoji stickers. Perfect for kids, pranksters, or serious sticker collectors who aren’t afraid of a little crap.
Hug the classic swirl – the OG Poop Emoji Pillow
The classic. The OG. Soft, smiling, and shaped like your favourite swirl. Hug it. Throw it. Nap with it. This is the must-have poop plush for any self-respecting turd enthusiast.
Whether you're shopping for a funny birthday gift, need a killer white elephant prank, or just want to snuggle a turd, Poop Plushies has you covered. We’re proudly immature, wildly creative, and here to help you celebrate your inner crap gremlin.
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From your doo-doo-loving friends at Poop Plushies,
Stay weird. Stay squishy. Stay full of crap. 💩🧸
