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Poop Week discount: 10%
£10.00 £15.00
If you’ve ever looked around your room and thought, “You know what’s missing? A big, happy, sht-shaped pillow grinning at me like it knows all my secrets”* — congratulations, your search ends here.
Meet Poopy — the squishiest, happiest, most aggressively charming pile of plush fecal fun the world has ever seen.
He's brown.
He's soft.
He's got eyes that twinkle with mischief and a smile that says, “Yes, I’m a literal poop emoji - and yes, you’re about to cuddle me anyway.”
Poopy is not here to blend in.
He’s here to be the boldest, dumbest, most unforgettable piece of decor in your home.
Whether you're:
Sprawled across your couch in existential dread
Hiding from your responsibilities under a pile of shame snacks
Or just needing something soft and judgment-free to hug during movie night...
Poopy’s got you.
He doesn’t care what your life looks like.
He’s just happy to be here.
And he will smile through absolutely everything with you.
Crafted from ridiculously soft, squishable fabric and stuffed with pure good vibes (and stuffing, legally speaking), Poopy is your new comfort turd.
✨ He’s lightweight, so you can carry him from the bed to the couch to your therapist’s office.
💩 He’s emoji-accurate, right down to the swirly swirl and that wide-eyed stare of unconditional support.
🛋️ He fits in anywhere, which is ironic for something shaped like poop.
Place him on your bed for ironic elegance.
Toss him on your desk for chaos energy.
Gift him to a friend you want to weird out and secretly delight.
✔️ Ultra-Squishy Comfort – So plush it makes your overpriced memory foam pillow feel like cardboard
✔️ Ridiculously Joyful Expression – He’s smiling through it all. Be like Poopy.
✔️ Conversation-Starting Absurdity – Nothing breaks the ice like a happy turd on your sofa
✔️ Versatile AF – From gag gift to therapy plush, Poopy wears many hats (none of them clean)
There’s something freeing about hugging a soft, smiling poop.
It’s a reminder not to take life too seriously.
That you can be a mess, and still be soft. Still be lovable. Still bring joy to the room.
Poopy is you. Poopy is all of us.
He’s the emotional support turd we didn’t know we needed.
And now?
We can’t let him go.
Whether you're buying it for yourself, your weirdest friend, or the coworker who needs to lighten up, Poopy the Smiling Poop Emoji Pillow is here to bring you joy, comfort, and deeply questionable choices.
Add to cart. Join the movement. Sleep with a smile-shaped pile of plush sh*t.
Is Poopy not grinning wide enough? Too floppy? Too poopy?
Whatever the problem, hit us up at support@poopplushie.com — we’re on standby to handle all plush poop complaints with a big goofy grin and absolutely no shame. 💩😎
Poopy is packed, smiling, and ready to go!
Shipping takes 5–10 business days depending on where your toilet—I mean, house—is located. We’ll send you tracking info so you can follow Poopy’s journey from our warehouse to your couch pillow pile. 📬💩📦
Not vibing with Poopy’s toothy turd grin? That’s fair.
Return your smiling brown blob within 30 days for a full refund (minus shipping). We’ll make it easier than flushing your dignity down the loo after a bad date. 🚽💸😅
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