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Tired of boring throw pillows that don’t look like a smiling swirl of digital crap?
Meet your new best buddy: the Poop Emoji Pillow — a brown, squishy, happy-go-lucky little pile of plush that’s just dying to be hugged, flung across the room, or stared at in existential crisis.
Whether it’s rocking sunglasses 😎, heart eyes ❤️, or giving you a cheeky wink 😉, this is the only pillow that truly understands your inner chaos and supports it unconditionally.
Let’s be real: no one needs a poop-shaped pillow.
But that didn’t stop you from clicking, did it?
This plushie is made from materials so soft, they probably broke a few laws. One squeeze and you’ll be whispering, “I love you, stinky emoji thing,” into its fake fur while reevaluating your life choices.
💩 So Squishy It Feels Illegal – Like hugging a stress-relieving cloud with unresolved trauma
😎 Comes With Attitude – Choose your fighter: Heart-Eyes. Cool Shades. Wink of Doom.
🛏️ Fits Anywhere, Even Emotionally – Your bed, your couch, your inner child’s coping mechanisms
😂 Designed for Laughter, Loved by Grown Adults in Denial – Yes, Susan, even you need a poop plush
Whether you're buying this for a kid’s sleepover or a 35-year-old who still giggles at fart jokes, this turd-shaped treasure is perfect for:
Nap-time snuggles
Netflix marathons
Office chaos
Passive-aggressive gifts
Emotional support between therapy sessions
And yeah - it’s light, portable, and just the right size to toss at someone who deserves it.
No other pillow will smile back at you like this one.
No other pillow will make you laugh while also silently judging your adult responsibilities.
No other pillow says “I’m full of crap and proud of it.”
So go ahead. Add to cart. Hug the emoji. Let the weirdness in.
Is your poop pillow not smiley enough? Eyes slightly derpy? Suddenly emotionally attached and unsure what that says about you?
No worries — shoot a message to support@poopplushie.com and our elite team of pillow psychologists will get right on it. From squish concerns to pillow drama, we’ve got your back(side). 😄🛋️💩
Your giggle-loaded turd ships out within 5–10 business days, depending on where you live and how many poop emergencies we’re handling.
Once shipped, we’ll send you tracking info so you can follow your fluffy little poop from our warehouse to your waiting arms. (We call it a "poop drop.") 📦🚽📬
Didn’t fall in love with your emoji-faced fluff nugget? That’s cool.
You’ve got 30 days to send it back for a full refund (excluding shipping). We’ll make the process smoother than buttered TP on a marble toilet seat. 🧻✨
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