Poop Emoji Slippers – Step Into Crap. Stay for the Comfort.

Tired of your feet being boring, respectable, and dry?
Good.
Because these aren’t just slippers. These are literal smiling turds for your feet, and they’re about to transform every floor in your home into a runway of ridiculous.

Introducing the Poop Emoji Slippers from Poop Plushie - so soft, so stupidly adorable, and so wildly unnecessary that you'll wonder why you haven’t been stepping on crap this whole time.

Turn Your Feet Into Two Warm, Happy Turds

Each slipper is shaped like the poop emoji:

• Big dumb smile? ✅

• Swirly brown fluff mound? ✅

• Personality crisis in shoe form? ✅

Slide these bad boys on and instantly become the kind of person who unapologetically wears plush feces indoors while judging others for having normal house shoes.

And yes, they fit adults and kids, because nobody is safe from this level of cozy insanity.

Why Your Feet Will Thank You (And Your Family Might Not)

💩 Stupidly Soft Crystal Fleece – It’s like walking on clouds… if clouds were warm, brown, and poop-shaped
🧼 Machine Washable – Because of course you’re going to step in actual mess eventually
💨 Lightweight & Flexible – Like walking on nothing, but dumber
👣 Non-Slip Sole – Keeps your dignity intact when you’re sprinting to the fridge in socked shame
📏 One Size Fits Most Chaos Goblins – Fits EU 35–43 (translation: clown feet welcome)

Seasonal Poop? You Bet.

Spring, summer, autumn, or a particularly sad winter - these slippers bring year-round turd luxury.
Not waterproof, but honestly, if you’re wearing plush poop in the rain, that’s between you and your god.

Perfect for:

• Lazy mornings

• Shame-fueled snack runs

• Crushing depression naps

• Gifting to that one friend who peaked in middle school and never stopped laughing at fart jokes