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Poop Week discount: 10%
£15.00
Some pillows are soft.
Some pillows are cute.
But this pillow?
This is a giant, smiling dump with a bow on top, and it’s here to turn your room into an emoji-fueled fever dream.
Say hello to the Giant Poop Emoji Pillow — the plush turd so big, so squishy, and so unapologetically ridiculous, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without a 2-foot brown swirl of joy staring at you with glittery eyes.
It’s not small. It’s not subtle.
It’s a damn statement.
Shaped like the beloved emoji we all use to flirt, roast, or react to life falling apart, this poop plush is super-sized for:
Hugging like your life depends on it
Tossing across the room during chaotic pillow fights
Sitting silently on your bed, reminding everyone you’re not okay — but in a fun way
Topped with a cute little pink bow for maximum emotional contradiction, this thing says, “I’m adorable and disgusting, and you will love me anyway.”
💩 Massive & Majestic – This isn’t a plush. It’s a lifestyle choice.
🎀 Pretty in Poo – Complete with a dainty pink bow because why the hell not
🧸 Soft as Regret – Feels like snuggling a marshmallow soaked in poor decisions
🛏️ Versatile AF – Nap buddy, emotional support swirl, or backrest for your existential dread
Look — we’re not saying this poop emoji pillow will solve your problems.
But we are saying you’ll be significantly happier while spooning it at 2am, whispering, “You understand me, don’t you?”
It’s big enough to share with other plush weirdos.
Funny enough to be a gift.
Durable enough to survive whatever you’re emotionally projecting onto it.
And yeah, if it gets a little dirty? Wipe it down. It’s a poop plush. That’s kinda the brand.
This isn’t just a pillow.
It’s a massive, plushy dump that radiates chaotic joy and demands affection.
If that doesn’t sound like you… are you even living?
So go on.
Buy the poop. Hug the brown. Bow to the bow.
Because life’s short — but your poop plush doesn’t have to be.
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