Brown Positive Poop plush holding a sign with an encouraging message on a wooden floor.

Hand holding a small Positive Poop plush with a sign, cute brown motivational toy.

Positive Poop plush next to a red vase with berries, holding an uplifting sign.

Positive Poop plush next to pink roses in a vase, holding a motivational sign by a window.

Positive poo on a carpet with bulging eyes

Positive Poop plush with a sign on a white surface, measured at 6cm and 7cm.

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Positive Poop Yarn Toy

£12.00 £19.00

Positive Poop Yarn Toy – A Tiny Turd Screaming for Your Success

Meet the most unhinged life coach you’ll ever own:
The Positive Poop.

He’s 6cm of pure, handcrafted, yarn-wrapped optimism — and he’s here to sit on your shelf, grin at your soul, and yell,

“I may be a tiny poo, but I believe in you - go do your sh*t!”

That’s right. This isn’t just a poop with googly eyes.
This is your new emotional support dump.

Handmade Crap With Handmade Encouragement

Each little yarn turd is lovingly stitched by hand, which means no two are alike — just like trauma.
He’s got soft yarn curves, a disturbingly uplifting energy, and a motivational quote card that hits harder than your last therapy session.

Toss him on your desk, your nightstand, your ex’s pillow.
Anywhere that needs a reminder that you’re doing great, sweetie, from a literal pile of crap.

Why This Tiny Poop Is Actually a Hero

💩 Handmade Yarn Realness – Because machine-made poop just doesn’t hit the same
🧶 Squishy, Sassy, and Small AF – 6cm of condensed joy and emotional damage
💬 Rude but Uplifting – The kind of encouragement that comes with a middle finger and a hug
🎁 Perfect Gift for That Unstable Friend (It’s You) – Or Christmas. Whichever

Your New Desk Buddy. Life Coach. Pocket Turd.

Burned out at work? Glance at Poop.
About to cry in the break room? Glance at Poop.
Wondering what the hell you're doing with your life? Poop believes in you.

This isn’t just a novelty toy.
This is tiny, foul-mouthed inspiration in poop form, and it’s coming for your imposter syndrome.

💩 **Go Do Your Sh*t. Poop Said So.**

It’s sweet. It’s weird. It’s soft.
And it’s the only motivational gift you’ll ever need that looks like something your dog left on the carpet.

So go ahead.
Add to cart. Own the poop. Be the legend.

Got Poopy Yarn Questions?

Feeling emotionally attached to your tiny turd friend? Need help with your Positive Poop yarn toy? Email us anytime at support@poopplushie.com — we’re standing by with smiles, sass, and way too much experience handling yarn-based emotional support poop. 💩🧶💕

Poopy Yarn Shipping

We’ll send your handmade poop pal on its journey ASAP! Shipping usually takes 5–10 business days, depending on your location. You’ll get tracking info so you can watch your tiny turd travel across the world, just like a soft, swearing life coach with legs. ✈️💩📦

Poopy Yarn Refunds

Not vibing with your mini poop motivator? No judgment here. Return it within 30 days for a full refund (excluding shipping). We’ll make it smoother than a yarn turd’s words of encouragement. “Go do your sh*t” — and return it if you need to. 🧼💩✌️

Collections: Poop Gag Gifts