Poop Emoji Glasses

Poop Emoji Glasses: See the World Through Crap-Colored Lenses

Tired of blending in with boring, serious-faced humans? Slap these poop-shaped sunglasses on your skull and instantly level up to chaotic neutral.

These are not your average shades. These are Poop Emoji Glasses — complete with bug-eyed glee, a classic swirl of cartoon turd, and yes, tiny plastic flies. Because you deserve eyewear that screams, “I am unwell, but in a fun way.”

Turn Heads. Ruin Photos. Live Your Best Life.

These glasses are scientifically engineered (not really) to cause:

• Inappropriate laughter at inappropriate times

• Instant photo ops from strangers and weird uncles

• The overwhelming urge to moonwalk into a kid’s birthday party yelling, “WHO’S READY TO POOP?!”

Perfect for parties, festivals, weird nights out, or just terrorizing your local supermarket in style. The dark lenses keep your eyes shady, while the poop keeps your soul pure.

Built for Chaos, Designed for Giggles

• Ultra-lightweight: Won’t weigh you down as you dance like a flushed maniac

• Durable AF: Survives drops, tosses, and all the questionable decisions you’ll make while wearing them

• Snug Fit: So comfortable you’ll forget you’re wearing poop on your face

• One-of-a-kind: You won’t find these beauties in boring stores. This is Poop Plushie exclusive, baby.

Real Talk: Why Wouldn’t You?

✔️ It’s poop. On your face. With flies.
✔️ People will either love you or fear you. Both are wins.
✔️ Perfect gift for your weirdest friend (or your bravest grandma).
✔️ Only available at Poop Plushie. Obviously.

💩 Buy Now or Cry Later

Don’t let your face stay boring.
Don’t let your life stay serious.
Put on the poop.
Own the room.