Your Cart is Empty
Poop Week discount: 10%
£12.00 £15.00
You thought you were safe.
You thought you could just lift a lid and go about your day.
WRONG.
This innocent-looking mini toilet hides a chaotic, brown, grinning demon — a cheeky little turd with one mission only:
To squirt water directly into the face of your next unsuspecting victim.
Meet the Poop Spray Toilet Toy — your new favorite weapon of mass distraction.
It’s cute. It’s gross. It’s armed.
Shaped like a tiny toilet with a big attitude, this prank toy lures people in with its disarmingly adorable design: white plastic bowl, smiley brown poop sitting like royalty inside.
But the moment they lift that lid?
BAM. SPLASH. INSTANT CHAOS.
A blast of water hits them square in the face, their soul leaves their body, and your life improves dramatically.
💩 Built-In Betrayal Mechanism – No batteries, no complicated triggers. Just open, scream, repeat.
💦 Cheeky Water Blast – Like a bidet with trust issues
🚽 Deceptively Adorable – Looks like a novelty toy, hides a soggy surprise
🎁 Gag Gift Glory – Perfect for birthdays, April Fool’s Day, or passive-aggressive office warfare
✔️ Non-Toxic, Safe AF, and Absolutely Dumb – Which makes it… kinda perfect?
That friend who still laughs at fart jokes (aka all of them)
Your brother who deserves a surprise hydration
Coworkers who need to loosen up or dry off
You, because you’re clearly the type who reads this and says “Add to cart immediately.”
There’s a brief moment after the splash - right after the scream, before the laughter — where time freezes and your prank victim realizes…
They’ve just been outsmarted by a literal poop in a plastic toilet.
And that moment?
Is pure magic.
Whether you’re starting a prank war, gifting chaos to your most chaotic friend, or just tired of boring toys that don’t shoot poop water at people… this is the one.
Flush your dignity. Soak your enemies. Rule the bathroom-based prank kingdom.
Accidentally sprayed your nan? Fart button too powerful? Did your prank backfire and now you’re banned from family dinners?
We’ve seen it all. Drop a message to support@poopplushie.com and our prank support squad will jump into action — probably while wearing ponchos. 💩💧😄
Your poop-spraying mini toilet ships out within 5–10 business days, depending on where you live and how backed up our toilet pipeline is.
We’ll send you a tracking number faster than your cousin can scream after getting squirted in the face. 🚚🚽💨
Did your prank flop? Did you get sprayed more than your victim?
No biggie — return your Poop Spray Prank Toy within 30 days for a full refund (excluding shipping). We’ll process it faster than a panicked sprint to the bathroom after dodgy curry. 🧻💩💸
Collections: Poop Gag Gifts
