Four poop key chains being held on the fingers of a person

Hand holding brown and gray poop emoji keychains with happy faces on metal keyrings.

Three poop emoji keychains in brown, pink, and yellow on a surface, each with a metal keyring.

Pink and brown poop emoji keychains with smiling faces on metal keyrings, against a plain background.

four keychains that are poop character emojis on a white background

bowin emoji poop character keychain sizes 5cm by 3cm, 2.5cm thickness weight 16kg

Brown poop emoji keychain with a cheerful smile on a metal keyring, against a plain background.

Yellow poop emoji keychain with a smiling face on a metal keyring, against a plain background.

Gray poop emoji keychain with a happy expression on a metal keyring, against a plain background.

Pink poop emoji keychain with a cheerful face on a metal keyring, against a plain background

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Poop Emoji Keychains

£8.00 £12.00

Poop Emoji Keychains: Jiggle With Pride, Stink With Style

Tired of boring keys that say nothing about your questionable sense of humor?
Meet the Poop Emoji Keychains — your new squishy, jiggly, absurdly smiley key companions.

Available in brown, pink, yellow, and gray, these turd buddies are small in size but big in ridiculous charm. They’re cute. They’re proud. And they’re definitely judging you (with love).

Clip It, Shake It, Cause Concern

Attach them to your:

Keys
Backpack
Zipper
Bike
Coworker’s soul

Watch as your poop buddy jiggles with every step you take — adding a little bounce to your stride and a lot of confusion to everyone who sees it.

Why You Need One (or Four):

💩 Comes in four glorious colors:

Brown – Classic turd excellence
Pink – Kawaii poop energy
Yellow – Banana-flavored chaos (not really)
Gray – For that sad, mysterious turd vibe

💩 Lightweight & lovable - Carry it anywhere, judgment-free
💩 Built to bounce - Soft, squishy, and weirdly comforting
💩 Conversation starter or friendship ender - Your choice

bowin emoji poop character keychain sizes 5cm by 3cm, 2.5cm thickness weight 16kg

💩 Carry a Little Crap With You Everywhere

These aren’t just keychains. They’re personality statements.
They say, “Yes, I’m holding onto a smiling turd and I’m proud of it.”
And honestly? That’s beautiful.

So go ahead.
Add to cart. Clip it on. Embrace the jiggle.

Got Poopy Keychain Concerns?

Keychain acting sus? Is your poop pal not bouncing with enough sass? 💩🔑
Drop us a line anytime at support@poopplushie.com — our Poop Plushie Support Squad is ready to handle all your keychain chaos with the enthusiasm of a turd on a trampoline. 🥴💼

Poopy Keychain Shipping

Your poop buddy is on the move! Shipping takes about 5–10 business days, depending on your location.
We’ll sling you a tracking link faster than you can say “tiny swinging turd,” so you can watch your poop keychain’s epic journey from warehouse to keys. 🚚💩🔑

Poopy Keychain Refunds

Not in love with your little poop nugget? No biggie.
Send it back within 30 days for a full refund (shipping excluded, sorry — poop doesn’t teleport).
We’ll make the return as smooth as a perfectly polished porcelain bowl. 🧼💩📬

Collections: Poop Gag Gifts