Purple Poop Plushie - The Prince

The Purple Poop Plushie: A Royal Turd Drenched in Sparkle and Sass

Not all poop is brown.
Some poop is purple, majestic as hell, and wearing a gold crown like it runs the damn kingdom.

Meet the Purple Poop Plushie - the squishiest, sparkliest, most unreasonably adorable pile of royal crap you’ll ever cuddle.
It’s soft. It’s shiny. It’s shaped like a grinning swirl of “what am I doing with my life?” And it is glorious.

A Turd Fit for a Throne

This isn’t your average cuddle buddy.
This is a magical poop prince(ss) forged from plush, fantasy, and possibly unicorn tears.
It’s got:

• Big black eyes that scream “love me or perish”

• A tiny golden crown that says “I rule this shelf now”

• And the soft, purple squish-factor that’ll make you abandon all your adult responsibilities in favor of hugging it for 3–5 business hours

Why You Need This Regal Log in Your Life

💩 Purple Poop Energy – For those who refuse to settle for basic brown
👑 Crowned Like Royalty – Your poop now has status
🧸 Ridiculously Huggable – Squeeze it, nap on it, cry into it. It’ll never judge
✨ Pure Magic Vibes – Looks like it fell out of a glitter storm in Candyland

For Kids? Sure. For You? Absolutely.

Whether you’re shopping for a child or the mentally unstable adult in your life ( hint: it's you), this plushie brings joy, laughs, and a concerning amount of emotional support from a literal emoji-shaped turd.

So do the only logical thing.
Buy the poop. Hug the purple. Bow to the crown.